WOOOooi dont even know what a best man does actually (Ienn)
oi custard did I ever show you the pic of my uncle's engagement at the game he was coachin with his now fiance?
Tonight, January 17th, 2017, it is my honor as Primary of Allt Hagel, to announce that the group is no longer known as the Allt Hagel Cult. Introducing, the Communist Union of Allt Hagel!
jupiter is a mexican construction guy compared to apj's size
g'night now gook
is it just me or does that mountain's shadow on toblerone box look like it's a guy throwing up
@p-p so basically a guy throwin up?
no i mean real money aka gettin some doll hairs
do you ever just feel like a truck could come out of the sky at any moment and fall on your banana statue in your backyard
!tell CustardTheWikiBird welcome to mctrumps how can i take your yuge order
mike pence does his oath 30 minutes before trump, what if obama randomly just died inbetween pence and trump's swearing ins, would pence just be a temporary 30 minutes or less president since he'd technically be the vice president for obama for like 30 minutes?
oi if I'm ever rich imma fly a few CPW users to my place so we can eat nachos
and play darts but put a pic of moshi monsters logo on the dartboard
ooooo we also gonn vandalize some bricks if cpw users come over
i own 100001 bricks
tfw you takin a sip of your drink and you start laughin (depressede)
@jes wata, wata, wata, wata, and wut
we will demolish timber
Change is Here will definitely make CPW great again
boi if I had a dollar for everytime I saw footage or a picture of trump's oath I'd be richer than trump rn
HEY ALL EVERYONE OUT THERE! WHO'S READY FOR SOME MASS SPAGHETTI RAIN? I KNOW I AM! SO BUCKLE UP, AND GET YOUR NUGGET HATS ON!
jes if we hit 1 million we should have a handwash party
tfw iceberg is more popular than the home page
petition to demote jes and block him forever
Jes what's the difference between a confederate flag and Rosie O'Donell? One talks
does my great great grandpa dying from falling out of a cherry tree count (I'm not making this crap up apparently this actually was a thing)
yes, I all the time got people comin up to me on the streets they're like "omg can I lick you" so I'm like "sure for 20 bucks" that's how I have all dis money
i wish i had a waterproof notebook imagine how great that'd be you just get those amazing shower ideas, but you lose them before you get back to your room to write them down so you could just grab your waterproof notebook and write in it as you're rinsing your hair (or somewhere else possibly!)
"no i will stalk you and your invisible friends forever" -wata's mumu
crispy showers are great
no seth only rock music is pregnant
inb4 hyper actually moves to new orleans one day and sits outside to chat with his buddy Hurricane Katrina at her tombstone
idk pixie prolly the kind of person to give the person behind her a rude hand symbol if they beep at her when the light's only been green for like 2 seconds
oh my god there was this one time we were held up through like two green lights because of this idiot in front of us on his phone my mom gave them that rude hand gesture meme to them when we were finally turning
real talk if there's ever a CPW meetup, we need to go harass trash cans at mcdonalds
hyper the kinda guy who would hit the trash can trying to drive away from the window
seth the kinda guy who would say "will that be for here or to go" working at the drive thru window
no I just always go in after apj... now that I say that I'm realizing that might be the reason it's awful
@seth when bot says she wants to make out with you
O if trump and kim jong un ever meet i will be p scared someone's gonna start attacking someone
pls 2 feet is doubled the height of vic
booo should have said "Imported from Rainland, it's TJ Goobertson!"
Chat policy?! More like PRINGLES!
the south: 25% beer, 25% confederate flag, 25% awful haircuts and beards, 25% ghetto redneck bullcrap
north: 100% great
have you ever just looked at a piece of gum on the sidewalk for an uncertain amount of time and then accidentally step on it on purpose
jes what is a chord (slenny) do you like chords i like chords you're a chord she's a chord i'm a chord he's a chord everything is chords tbh wata thoughts on chords
still waiting to see that "V-Rex has waddled into the chat room." note
ok I wanna see me and my lovely husband vic's newborn
wata thoughts on me and vic's baby being software
wait what if CPI is just the penguin afterlife
Netflix! We're rude to you even though you love us™
sure let's also let in vandals while we're at it!!1 isn't that just a SWELL IDEA, jes!?
Would you rather never watch Doctor Who again or your last name be Hitler
let's kill hitler more like let's show hitler on screen for less than 10 minutes and put him in a cupboard custard thoughts on doctor who poop
custard would you rather live under north korean law or ISIS law
barron trump for president
like my cat has scratched her way into some full trash bags just minutes before we haul them off and it's annoying
did jesus send us this guy
ember I'd go on a killing spree if you somehow won that like I wouldn't if you'd invite me but only if you promise to not awkwardly talk with tara strong
POKO make yourself useful and get me a sammich
if emma stone doesn't win I will stab someone
there's a party in my tummy! so yummy so yummy ™
jes thoughts on snoop dogg riding bikes into the sun with pitbull on a cold night with fresh drinks in their hands saying "what is a sandwich"
Can you sign my tongue
jes would I turn into a turtle if a man in a dress came up to me and waved a wand at me 239523092387 times and said "alakazam!!!" and then ate a palmetto sandwich then jumped off a cliff into a pool of carbon dioxide and died and transferred his powers to me thus turning me into a table but then i start morphing into a carrot etc